Discuss what you like here, as long as it isn’t too defamatory.
Let’s kick things off with Reginald Bushpig’s brilliant clip.
Tags: Bright's Basil Fawlty, Downfall, Open thread, Ray 'Sockpuppet' Dixon, Sockpuppet
Discuss what you like here, as long as it isn’t too defamatory.
Let’s kick things off with Reginald Bushpig’s brilliant clip.
Tags: Bright's Basil Fawlty, Downfall, Open thread, Ray 'Sockpuppet' Dixon, Sockpuppet
January 17, 2011 at 4:34 pm |
A thousand LOLs from me.
I love how the thumbnail says “Mr Dickson, Sockpuppet really wasn’t that funny…” And it’s still the case (so much so that poor Reg resorts to commenting on his own post).
I wonder what Reg will make of this video? Will he appreciate the “parody” and the “humour”? Or will he threaten to sue Reginald, Youtube and Al Gore?
January 17, 2011 at 4:55 pm |
I wonder if Hall will invoke ” Goodwin’s Law” ?
That’s fucking funny. I near on dead set pissed meself.
I have watched it five times already, I can’t stop laffing.
You can tell from the tenor of the comments at Chez Hall they’re none to pleased about having the piss taken out of them. Especially the thinking mans conservative, this fucker reckons the Chasers ain’t funny. What a fucking doofus he is. Hall is probably on the blower to the U.N. right at this mo making a declaration of war on StalkWatch.
Fuck I do love it so.
January 17, 2011 at 4:58 pm |
YouTube must not be used to abuse harass and (effectively) sta*lk people over the net. I can afford to sue… to sue ALL OF YOU! YouTube is a breach of the Crimes Act and like Twitter it is a waste of time and will fail you st*lking cunts,
January 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm |
If Iain “could be bothered (he) would look to stylistic cues in the rhetoric to see if (this clip) originated from” Eric Schmidt.
January 17, 2011 at 8:53 pm |
Oh what a day for merriment.
Jeremy Sear has Hall and his followers on toast yet again.
Over at Chez Hall they are off and racing, on how they all knew that Derek Sapphire (Matt Hayden a conservative blogger)who has been visiting Chez Hall for a while now taking the piss, masquerading as a lefty, was known to all/ all along. Yea right! Sure you did.
Dumb as a bag of hammers the lot of them.
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
January 17, 2011 at 9:04 pm |
It will be interesting if Hall takes down the thread “Just Appalling” In this thread it shows clearly they all knew Derek Spphire(Matt Hayden)was taking the piss. BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
January 18, 2011 at 11:07 am |
LOL at Reg…
I fully understand what schizophrenoic means, Tessa. Very well. We have schizophrenic people here in Australia too and, yes, they are often encouraged (by the voices) to arm themselves and/or attack people. But not with guns. And not political figures.
He might be onto something here, so I looked up the Wikipedia definition for schizophrenia:
A person diagnosed with schizophrenia may experience hallucinations (most commonly hearing voices), delusions (often bizarre or persecutory in nature)… Social withdrawal, sloppiness of dress and hygiene, and loss of motivation and judgement are all common… symptoms of paranoia; social isolation commonly occurs.
Yep, that sounds like Reg. He’s experiencing paranoia, social isolation, thinks everyone is out to get him and that everyone who criticises him is someone else. Seek help, Reg, before it’s too late.
January 19, 2011 at 11:09 am |
Social withdrawal, sloppiness of dress and hygiene, and loss of motivation and judgement are all common
Sounds like Iain, too.
January 19, 2011 at 3:48 pm |
Ray has a google alert set for “schizophrenia” so he can lecture people on it.
January 19, 2011 at 7:06 pm |
Evening all, just back from flying over Calais in a gyrocopter with Baron von Rictoffen. Had to chuckle at the highly amusing Sockpig video, very witty chaps! I particularly love the look on Reg’s face when his aides are helping him pick a blog post topic. And the vid is spot on about Reg thinking himself a comic genius too, like in this here Sockpuppet post:
http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/it%E2%80%99s-time-the-unaustralians-groupthink-grew-up-and-finally-left-school-and-stopped-poo-pooing-the-melbourne-cup/
Reg, in comments:That’s actually a very funny post and I don’t see how it’s offensive to anyone.
Yeah Reg, don’t be afraid to tell the world how funny you think you are. Let it all hang out brother!
Peace, love and alfalfa.
January 19, 2011 at 10:50 pm |
Reg is not the only comic genius at the Blandpit…
That sounds Purrrrrrrrrfect Tessa
Oh God, my sides, my aching sides!
January 20, 2011 at 6:16 am |
Watching Iain attempt to impress Tessa is sickening. He ought to stick to Abby Winters sessions for his beat-off fantasies and leave the ladies of the Internet in peace.
January 20, 2011 at 6:59 am |
Ray Dixon of Grevillea Gardens in Bright on humour:
“In all honesty Iain, Derek is not funny. Good satire takes more than just insisting day is night or white is black, which is about the equivalent of Derek’s, sorry, Matty’s brand of humour.”
Pot, kettle, Lol.
January 20, 2011 at 7:41 am |
There’s something very David Brent about our Reg. I can imagine him saying:
‘A good motelier has to also be a good comedian. I don’t live by “The Rules” you know, and if there’s one person who has influenced me in that way of thinking, someone who is a maverick, someone who does ‘that’ to the system then it’s Ian Botham. ‘
January 20, 2011 at 8:36 am |
Ray fucking Dixon lecturing people about humour. Might as well get computer classes from an Amish.
January 20, 2011 at 9:57 am |
Regy on Global warming.
“But I agree we need to do something. Eventually. I think we have time on our side and should approach this issue more rationally. Use the coal in LaTrobe for the next 10 years or so and don’t rush to close Hazelwood down. Find better (and lasting) alternatives to fossil fuel before we ditch that what has served us so well.”
Rounded off with Regy’s well known brand of humour. I near on pissed meself it was that funny.
“In other words, I think everyone needs to just chill out a bit.”
“Chill out” Get it? ” Once more in case you missed it.”Chill out Get it” Pure comedy gold.
January 20, 2011 at 10:52 am |
There’s something very David Brent about our Reg.
Truer words never spoken. You can almost picture the professional development sessions he runs for the staff of Grovel Gardens (i.e. his wife, the 74-year-old bloke who mows the lawns and the Filipino woman he pays $3.40 an hour to clean the rooms).
January 22, 2011 at 9:16 pm |
LOL. Leon Bertrand tears Reg a new one:
It follows that I cannot accept your claim that I have “missed the point”. On the contrary, I have nailed it.
January 22, 2011 at 9:33 pm |
I do indeed sleep easy in my bed knowing that the economic fortunes of Australia, are being directed by Leon Bertrand.
January 23, 2011 at 5:43 am |
Old Ray is disintergrating over at the shit pit. I thought you didn’t care about this blog, Ray?
January 24, 2011 at 10:59 am |
Nah, Reg is a regular reader of SW. Every morning he grabs his Nescafe and Egg McMuffin (oh the “elegant simplicity”) and logs in to read the latest updates here. Then he calls his lawyer and leaves three messages about launching a defamation action.
That ‘UnAustralian’ Regpuppet thread appears to contain several unhinged identities. Including the original author.
January 24, 2011 at 11:34 am |
Reg has been remarkably quiet about the travails of St Kilda. Does this mean he approves of keeping naked pictures of male colleagues on computer hard drives?
January 24, 2011 at 5:38 pm |
Please note that Husky Jim is now commenting under the moniker ‘damage’, both here and at Hall’s.
January 24, 2011 at 8:46 pm |
Craigy to Reg: “Happy New Year Iain, Ray, Leon and your various Sockpuppets!”
Reg to Craigy:
Craigy to Reg: “It seems you need a break as well, you are taking it all much to seriously by the sounds of it … You and Iain aren’t all sweetness and light 24/7.”
Reg to Craigy: “I don’t take them seriously Craigy”
Those men in white coats aren’t too far away, from the sounds of it.
January 24, 2011 at 8:51 pm |
Also, watching Reg hint and whinge and pizzle about Bridgit Gread being Jo Chandler is hilarious. But why won’t he just come out and say so? Ah yes, because of this.
C’mon Reg, be a man! If you believe it, say it!
January 25, 2011 at 2:14 pm |
From Ray Dixon of Bright – ‘I bet you don’t have any real life friends.’
How’s kindy treating u, Ray?
http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/mind-bending-and-benders/#comment-57840
‘You might also remember his try-hard & seriously unfunny attempts to curry favour with the Grodsters. Despite his obvious, long-cherised desire he was never really one of them and never really accepted because – well, from what I noticed – he just wasn’t smart enough and didn’t cut it.’ – Ray about another blogger.
if I recall correctly, this describes Ray exactly. The irony!!! What’s that saying about not noticing the log in your own eye before worrying about a speck in someone elses?
Is it any wonder Ray couldnt cut it either? the way he carries on and attacks people. Arrogant prick.
http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/mind-bending-and-benders/#comment-57821
from ‘damage’ aka Husky Jim – ‘The grodsers use this and other vehicles to torment the already tormented.’
what a fucking hypocrite. What about Iain’s gazillion blogs dedicated to outing, stalking, harrassing and tormenting other bloggers? what about Ray’s efforts to use Iain’s blog to connect Bridgti with Jo Chandler as the same person with out any proof or logic? what about Husky Jim’s own One Eyed Dog blog dedicated to stalking Jeremy and his fiancee and even Ray Dixon himself (by actually going to Ray’s motel and then blogging about it?)? Fucking far out.
http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/mind-bending-and-benders/#comment-57840
Those guys, iain hall, ray dixon and husky jim, are some of the most unhinged space cadets ever.
January 26, 2011 at 6:25 am |
But Ray’s “not involved in any blog war”, Jake.
January 26, 2011 at 11:25 am |
And according to Reg, compared to us Iain Hall is “Mother Theresa”.
(If the good Mother sent off bottles of Scotch so she could slag people off on the Internet, perhaps she deserves her own ED page too.)
January 26, 2011 at 3:01 pm |
I wonder if Mother Theresa photoshopped Sear’s head on top of kermit the frog fucking miss piggy?
…so Ray hates bullbars. Wonder if SockPuppet’s next post will be about blocked drains outside Grevillea Gardens?
January 27, 2011 at 4:37 pm |
I see over at “Star base Alpha Centauri” Jim AKA Brain Damage is slowly but surely, sticking it to his arch nemeses J.S. This in between his expert opinion on global warming, and electric cars. On the subject of electric cars this famous quote from the commander of star base.
“One of my favourite arguments about the future of motoring is based upon the notion that less is more when it comes to automotive design. less weight and less drag in particular.”
The man is a veritable genius, I think V.W. should hire the commander as their head technical adviser.
January 28, 2011 at 1:07 pm |
Iain is proving many a laugh with his pitiful attempt to troll Sear’s home-made lobby group. Every man and his dog knows that Hall wouldn’t give a rat’s arse about this group if Sear wasn’t involved. I bet Iain gets a hard on every time he finds something on Sear’s blog he can use for trolling.
It would be a lot better though if people like Craigy and PKD and Keri didn’t rise to his bait, then it’d just be Iain and his fellow circle jerkers, i.e. Raymond, Nigel and the Red Baron.
The scary part is that Hall’s kids will be back at school soon and his blog trolling will increase. Not that it has dropped much in the first place.
January 28, 2011 at 2:55 pm |
It’s nice seeing Ray’s arse handed to him on a platter in that thread so succinctly by PKD and JM, however.
January 28, 2011 at 3:05 pm |
This exchange was interesting:
Reg: Yes GD. My thoughts exactly.
gagdairy: Socky, I feed, and they regurgitate
Could this be finally be some honesty at the Blandshit about who-is-who?
January 28, 2011 at 3:13 pm |
As for Hall, some classic mind-changing going on re: this “issue”:
Iain earlier: Clearly this whole thing is a figment of our learned friend’s foetid imagination…
Iain today: For the record I said that I believed that it was Just Jeremy and a small handful of friends (including you [Keri]…
And this howler…
Does he have permission to use the image of the two chaps and their dog in the photo linked to from the bottom thumbnail shown in my screenshot? Or are the picture of a mixed race couple on the other page?
And do you have permission to use the countless moronic animated GIFs you have stored to your Photobucket and linked to your blog? Or the dozens of personal photographs you have copied from Flickr and elsewhere? Or the copyrighted photographs from news outlets you republish almost every day? Motes and beams, you clown.
February 2, 2011 at 10:16 am |
Iain is entertaining a “long lost friend” (I didn’t know Ivan Milat was out on parole.) So I have landed the Chinook to fisk Hall’s latest bit of self love….
I have lots of posts completely not about Jeremy Sear too
Yes Iain, and there were some women that Ted Bundy didn’t kill.
show me any post at Groupthink that gets anywhere near the commentary that posts here at the Sandpit gets
This is the raisin detour of Iain Halls blogging, ‘My blog gets more comments than yours’. The bloke is obviously trying to compensate for a small dick. I’m sure Groupthink would get more comments if it went around deliberately trolling and stalking other bloggers. In your case Iain the smelliest shit attracts the most flies.
email me if you want to write for a blog that is actually read by more than just its authors
And a blog known throughout the internet for being a stalkers paradise. But at least Iain and Ray have their own ED page, so they are kinda famous, LOL.
February 4, 2011 at 3:11 pm |
So Iain is posting ps3 games and cat videos. Horseshoe theory in action comrades?
February 6, 2011 at 10:44 am |
Iain is talking about “screeming queens” today. Like most retarded homophobes, he can’t spell outside a spellcheck environment.
February 7, 2011 at 7:02 pm |
This today from GagDairy- I near on pissed myself reading it.
“We didn’t change the world in the 60s, we urged it, pushed for it, demonstrated for it. And we grew up, and some of our ideas were accepted. Just as some of yours will be. It is not a sin, an offence, or a crime not to believe in gay marriage ”
How does that song go? “A change is gonna come” Jesus wept he’ll be talking about and quoting Bob Dylan soon. This from a righteous right wing peanut, that makes Hall look like a paid up member of the communist party. Yep, to try and prove a point GagDairy wants to come across as Pete Seeger. He’ll no doubt be out buying some beads and head bands soon, to really get in the mood.
You can’t make this shit up.
February 7, 2011 at 8:13 pm |
Iain powns Iain Hall and Ray Dixon from Bright. Oh, how I laughed:
“Ray, you need to calm your arse down. I am aware of said blog and yes I have read it, but I do not operate it. You are utterly mistaken on that front.
Yes I have commented anonymously here before. But that is hardly the case now. You also post/comment here under a pseudonym and attack/ridicule others, but refuse to admit ownership of this pseudonym. So your rap sheet is hardly squeaky clean now is it?
You also have a reputation around the internet for flying off the handle, making accusations and abusing people left right and centre. Others at Iain’s Sand Pit have been subjected to it and have noted it. Now you’re honing in on me and starting to sound quite hysterical. I think you might need a holiday.”
February 8, 2011 at 11:49 am |
My my, that thread is a gold mine of stupidity. There’s Iain Hall, the twisted troll who lives at the bottom of the Internet. There’s gigdiary, who thinks he’s God’s gift to music, philosophy and rhubarb. And Reg, who thunders like Lucifer, to the point of outright insanity.
This also from Reg: If you’re referring to the SockPuppet persona all you’re proving (again!) is how you can’t differentiate between a bit of harmless piss taking and genuine sta*lking, crap behaviour. You know, the stuff you write.
Reg, step back from yourself and take a look at how you sound. You were caught out as being Sockpuppet, then lied through your teeth about it. The SW post outlines some of the “piss-taking” you engage in as Sockpuppet, and a good chunk of it was hardly “harmless”. Unless you’re taking your morality cues from your mentor, Jobless Jack of Mee Mountain.
You should have stayed longer in Lakes Entrance, Reg… they probably don’t have Internet there and you sound as though you could use a break from it.
February 8, 2011 at 11:27 pm |
this is gold. straight from the horse’s mouth. sorry, I mean from the piggy’s snout.
http://iainhall.wordpress.com/2011/02/07/being-too-damn-serious-about-humour/#comment-58205
“You have a pretty weird definition of “bad-mouthing”, Lygo, if you think some of the piss taking by SockPuppet falls into that category. But go ahead, find something he’s said that you call “bad mouthing”. This is just so typical of you. You seek to deflect your own behaviour by saying others have done the same .. when they haven’t! In fact it’s classic sta*lking behaviour. Totally deluded. No comprehension of right & wrong. No conscience either.”
February 9, 2011 at 4:57 am |
Lol. I thought Ray Dixon of Grevillea Gardens in Bright didn’t care about this blog? He’s madder than a cut snake is old Ray and as crazy as a mad woman’s shite.
February 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm |
It’s not a surprise to see Iain is updating his stalking blog Niceperson once again. Also posting pictures if people at his shitpit. I spose if you’re an unemployed house husband or an under employed motel owner you have nothing better to do.
February 9, 2011 at 9:41 pm |
It’s also one of life’s little ironies that the bearded degenerate password-protects posts that nobody wants to read anyway.
February 9, 2011 at 9:49 pm |
You should have stayed longer in Lakes Entrance, Reg… they probably don’t have Internet there and you sound as though you could use a break from it.
Ray's about one bad Tripadvisor review away from a Hinckley moment.
So Iain is posting ps3 games and cat videos. Horseshoe theory in action comrades?
It’s wonderful how Jonathon Q. Taxpayer provides funds for Iain to play PS# and build Noddycars.
Can you imagine a GTAV – The Revenge of Mount Mee? Instead of doing crimes for cash, you simply retrieve speed/dope from the neighbour’s lab/’hobby farm’. Your two outfits consist of dungarees in sky-blue and blue. And the hilight of the game is going to Caboolture Centrelink and trying to cash in Sear stories and IP addresses for Mount Mee currency (i.e. ‘silicone tits’).
February 10, 2011 at 8:36 am |
Reg is about one bad Tripadvisor review away from a Hinckley moment.
He sure is. I think I’ll be staying away from Bright for a while. Reg’s motel is first as you head into town, and he’s got a clear shot at the road. Think I’ll holiday in Daylesford or the Yarra Valley this autumn.
February 10, 2011 at 11:50 am |
Mr Lygos, tear down this blog!
As you know and as I always say whatever thread I hijack, the police will be involved as you have breached the crimes act. You see, police have nothing better to do and neither do I. Don’t. You. Get. It?
February 11, 2011 at 10:36 am |
Ray: screaming queen, handbags at fifty paces
February 11, 2011 at 11:57 am |
Careful Eric… you have commented here, that means you “own” this filthy blog. Which means you are a criminal. And a terrorist. And you probably shot JFK too.
What are the little voices in your head telling you today, Reg?
February 11, 2011 at 2:06 pm |
Well according to Reg I have been posting here already. Which is kinda interesting since I only found you lot yesterday.
February 11, 2011 at 2:51 pm |
Just wait until you find my dramatica page too Eric.
February 11, 2011 at 3:02 pm |
I have known about the dramatica stuff on you and Noddy for some time. This blog however is an excellent extension of that basic idea, as it has the added value of potential day to day currency. Both initiatives have my full support and I applaud the authors of both, whomsoever they may be.
February 11, 2011 at 5:45 pm |
God give me fucking strength! Sick poppet now thinks he is Bango Paterson. It’s not bad enough he wants to bore every fucker to death with his attempt at comedy, he now thinks he is a poet. Sick poppet give it away you ain’t funny. In fact you’re about as funny as a bad case of hemorrhoids.
I have sent some of your past attempt at comedy to ‘Comedy central’ for their perusal. They reckon you should be on stage, yea the next fucker leaving town. Oh btw don’t give up your day job.
February 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm |
Oh my fucking God! It’s getting worse over at Star Base as the day drags on. Now GoDroopy is adding his talent for writing lyrics Not! to strains of country music. I hope he does a better job at playing his Triangle. Iain reckons it’ll be a hit, funny thing is, the hillbilly is serious.
I might put in to manage Droopy, I may just make a motza.
February 11, 2011 at 11:00 pm |
Well if song-writing is the order of the day, I’m happy to contribute. Here’s a little one, to be sung to the tune of “Puppet on a String” by Sandi Shaw:
I wonder if one day that, you’ll say that, you are
Or will you keep on trying, and lying, so far
Like a puppet in a sock
Just like a puppet in a sock
Your parody’s weak and your Blue Gums jokes suck
Your sanity hangs by a thread
The Other Iain’s got you so fired up
You sound half out of your head.
You’re the pig, so why tell us lies?
If you’re not, then pigs f–king fly.
February 12, 2011 at 5:10 pm |
The latest utterance from the Captain of Star Fleet.
“I always find it so amusing that you lefties who are so keen on the rule of law are also so keen on breaking the law when it suits you.
Will you buy a little weed , or some eccies?
sure you will if the price is right.
A bit of unlawful assembly?
Sure if the cause is good!
I’m sure all those lefty Egyptians, apart from your comment on drugs, should not have demonstrated against Mubarak. But I guess after all he is one of yours.(I’ve heard it all now, it is only”Lefty’s who take drugs”)
You are an 18 karat solid gold wanker Hall.
February 13, 2011 at 4:55 pm |
Iain doesn’t have to buy any weed, of course. He’s probably got his own healthy crop growing behind the Noddy Car shed.
February 13, 2011 at 5:31 pm |
Nothing like puffing on a Caboolture Carrot whilst tending to your speed lab, Noddy car, and collection of silicone tits.
February 15, 2011 at 2:11 am |
Hows this gem from gagdopey:
By the way, if we ever have another Labor PM I hope it’s Reg Dixon. He shows reason beyond all leftist doctrine, yet still continues the fight
Fark me rotten, he can’t even get onto the Bright shire council, how’s he going to wangle his way into the ALP leadership?
Also, Laurie Oakes will have to break the story…. “The alternative PM of Australia once masqueraded as a pig to tell poof jokes on the blog of a serial welfare recipient”. Polling for the ALP will drop quicker than Warney’s strides when his cell phone buzzes.
February 15, 2011 at 2:34 am |
Another gem from gagdipsy.
“That comment shows how far your desperation has gone. Leftism has no leg to stand on. It relies on the support of the mainstream Australian people, most who are, like Ray, middle ground left, or moderate right, like Iain. Leftism is a throwback from the 60s and 70s when communism was the fashion.”
Err Doh is it me? Or is there a contradiction in this little gem?
Erm try again gag, you’ll get it RIGHT eventually.
February 15, 2011 at 12:35 pm |
Noddy thinks he’s discovered some big secret about me cause I post sometimes (all over the place) with the Eric monika and sometimes with the Zane monika. He is actually that much of a dork.
Oh, and he is now sending me Linkedin requests describing himself as an ” Independent Automotive Professional”. Seriously, LOL.
February 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm |
Jeez now he’s asking me out for a “coffee”. In Brisbane, no one can hear you scream.
February 15, 2011 at 1:43 pm |
Once Iain has a bit of personal info about somebody (or thinks he does) he hoards it in his archives and uses it across the webs at every opportunity.
The thing about Iain is that he’s not merely stupid and ignorant, but he’s a swine to boot. Take today’s nonsense piece on Egypt, where he sings the virtues of a ‘benign dictator’. Let’s hope Centrelink sees fit to give Iain a ‘benign’ arse-raping.
Passive-aggressive smiley
February 15, 2011 at 1:57 pm |
Jesus, Joseph and fucking Mary. I am now convinced Iain is taking the piss, the latest gem.
“Despite my most strident critics insisting that I am a “know it all” type of writer I am in fact a rather modest, if opinionated. sort of person who likes to take a bit of time to absorb the facts and consider the consequences of the changes that I see in the world around me.”
Apart from his many qualifications, he is now a philosopher.
He’ll be thinking he’s Gandhi soon.
February 15, 2011 at 3:28 pm |
I just think the whole middle east should be wiped out – both sides.
February 15, 2011 at 3:54 pm |
A gem from brain damage.
“How can they now be in favour or removing a tyrant when they were so against removing Saddam?”
It just maybe? Just a guess? An assumption? It came to me in a dream?A bush caught on fire and Iain spoke to me?
Yep! It just may be because, It was his own people that gave him the bums rush and not the U.S. and British military.
Back to school for you brain damage, you need a bit more exercise on that one brain cell.
February 15, 2011 at 9:08 pm |
Despite my most strident critics insisting that I am a “know it all” type of writer I am in fact a rather modest, if opinionated. sort of person
The first sign of immodesty is when someone tells you how modest they are.
Anyway Iain, if you are so modest, why is your blog subtitled “Bringing light into the darkness…”? And who wrote the ‘Mars Rover’ edits, a poltergeist?
February 16, 2011 at 10:55 am |
Fair dinks folks, I reckon Iain Hall is not real. He is a cunning parody. Or maybe a group of sit-com writers are conducting a five year experiment before they launch their new series, about a long term dole bludger who starts up a blog. (It could be called Two-and-a-half Noddy Cars.)
Today’s comedy pomegranite:
perhaps I should have mentioned that daughter number one is not quite twelve yet ! that said she is a very smart kid who does not have facebook, hates the idea of taking drugs or drinking alcohol…. and hates dance music…
Farking hell Hall, how many 11 year olds do you think are into drugs, booze and rave music? Have you got any semblance of a clue?
I wonder what she wants to do when she grows up. If parental example is anything to go by, probably sit on the computer all day.
February 16, 2011 at 2:32 pm |
I see over at dream central brain damage is being very cagey about his time in the military fighting for goodness, freedom, and the Australian way of life. You see folks, he just wont admit he’s a warrior.
It’s o/k brain damage you can come clean, we suspected all along you were a hero. If I like you, had been serving my country washing windows, washing dishes, digging graves, and a bit of handyman work on a Army base at Broadmeadows, I’d be boasting about it all fucking day.
Brain Damage I salute you.
February 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm |
I was under the impression that ‘damage’ was our friend Husky James. Someone here, Travis I think, said that he was. Plus ‘damage’ has been studiously defending Catholicism over at Noddysville, which is also one of HJ’s favourite hobbies.
Memo to HJ: You aren’t and have never been in the defence force. Even their psychological testing could be that loose.
February 17, 2011 at 3:22 pm |
‘Damage’ is most definitely HJ.
February 17, 2011 at 3:24 pm |
To elaborate, ‘damage’ has tried to comment here with the same IP address (and pathological obsessions) as ‘Charlie Milburn’ and HJ.
February 18, 2011 at 9:42 am |
One marvels at the ignorance of Noddy’s latest. It’s his “usual cut & paste a wingnut” style. One waits with the proverbial baited for the other fruit loops to gather and gently stroke each other’s parts.
February 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm |
If Noddyland didn’t exist you would have to create it. I hope it never ends. I tune in at least twenty times a day to read the next instalment of utter schlock to get my daily jollies, I’m still not convinced it’s serious.
No where, but no where could you find another site, with so many experts on everything conceivable under the sun. Let it never end.
February 18, 2011 at 10:21 pm |
Is it more or less funny than pure poison’s happy little bunch?
February 20, 2011 at 7:24 am |
They are such a bunch of wannabees over there, but I know who one of em is and I know where he lives and I’ll publish his address and phone number if he keeps on being so nasty to me. I’m not going to put up with this rude man any longer.
February 20, 2011 at 7:55 pm |
The latest from Noddy is indeed breath taking.
“Jeremy is such a hoot because he is so close to being the perfect archetypal Latte sipper that were I a fiction writer I could not invent a more rabid lefty stereotype and be convincing. and the amazing thing is that he is real! Just look at the bare bones of the story; a rich silvertail becomes a rabid lefty is funny in itself, on top of that he is a mad keen Gamer, an evil vegetarian, a Fag hag, he has delusions of grandeur (his AFL creature is a good example of that) an evangelical atheist, and on top of that he has a well used tendency to hang onto an argument well beyond the point where that argument is untenable.
Now I am going to hazard a guess that you find this boring because you yourself share some of Jezza’s tendencies and you are embarrassed by him.”
You really can’t make this stuff up. This from the pen of the archetypal wingnut, who couldn’t tell the difference between sh&T and clay.
February 20, 2011 at 8:51 pm |
The latest from Plastic Bertrand.
“Jeremy Sear wants to be considered a serious commentator, as his mission to debunk “intellectual dishonesty” on Pure Poison shows. But in order for Jeremy to be respected as a commentator, he will have to gain a superior command of the facts and a more intellectually rigorous approach than his current lazy efforts.”
This from a prize wanker who couldn’t find his own arse hole with both hands.
February 21, 2011 at 10:03 am |
“Sear Fear”. A recognised condition. In this particular case, untreatable.
February 21, 2011 at 10:03 pm |
Those pricks over there worked out who I am, but I think I have Reg convinced that I’m not me.
February 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm |
whats the go with the Iain Lygo comments here?
Seems to me that ray Dixon’s alter ego Sickpuppet is allowing him to express his inner misogyny, ‘Slut’ this, ‘slut’ that about the St Kilda Schoolgirl.
disgraceful behaviour from Ray. A new low even by his standards.
February 23, 2011 at 8:46 pm |
I assume ‘Iain Lygo’ is a fake by either HJ, Ray, or the bearded burbler himself.
Ray’s abusive behaviour is, sadly, unsurprising. One can only imagine that this ‘sl*t’ probably rejected him as a Facebook friend, or committed some other, equally heinous offence.
February 23, 2011 at 8:52 pm |
Yes, we are learning quite a lot about Raypuppet’s views on women in that thread. If a girl sleeps with multiple blokes she is a slut, slut, slut. And if blokes sleep with multiple girls, well, that’s just what blokes do! I bet the women in Ray’s life know their place, i.e. on their backs. Then there’s this….
But dont kid yourself that blokes did not ‘wave the wang’ about in the change rooms. I have seen blokes do it back in the 60s & 70s at footy clubs. Well known players too.
Ray is trying to kid us that he (1) played football (2) played with “well known players” and therefore (3) was good. Ray, you either gained entry into the dressing rooms of the Mt Martha footy club by volunteering to wash the jock straps, or you drilled a hole in the changeroom wall, Porky’s-style. Don’t try to pretend you were some kind of sportsman. Your as weak as piss and couldn’t kick a fart out of a flatulent cow.
February 24, 2011 at 8:59 pm |
I’m scratching my head at this comment from Sockdixon:
Attitude to Gays: I am ambivalent towards them. Never said otherwise.
If we are to take him seriously (and that’s a big ‘if’), isn’t he saying that he’s both attracted and repulsed by homosexuality? Literally, ‘bi’ in terms of his valence? No wonder the guy has issues.
February 25, 2011 at 9:25 am |
Well the last couple of days are enough for me. After a range of blogs have said what a complete moron Noddy is, I’ve been hanging around and posting for a while to see if it is actually “that bad”. It really is. Enuff is enuff for me, I can’t actually stand being in such a pile of dirty cat litter any longer….the smell gets to you after a while. So I am off. Thanks for this little blog as well, a well-deserved rejoinder. I wish you all the best in your struggle. Cheers and best for the future to all.
February 25, 2011 at 2:59 pm |
Wow, Zane posts here and within two hours Dickson is whinging about it over in the Noddy Car Garage. He must watch this blog like a hawk. In between flooding Hall’s blog, thinking up unfunny “Sockpuppet” bullshit and spying on the women who stay in his motel.
Why don’t you get yourself a life, you sad sour old f*ck.
February 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm |
Zane is a real piece of work. He dumps his invective on this site and then rushes on over to an anonymously authored sta*lking site to congratulate them on what they’re doing
Reg, it’s about time you were corrected.
This site is not “anonymously authored”. We may all use pseudonyms, but Travis Bickle knows who is who. Just like Iain Hall knows, or claims to know, the identity of “Len”, “damage” and the other anonymites at his blog. Probably because he has seen their ‘boner fidos’. Just because you don’t know us doesn’t make us “anonymous”.
Secondly, you post as “Sockpuppet” and refuse to admit it. You have actively lied about it, and censor those who discuss it at Cheese Hall. You don’t have a leg to stand on with regard to anonymity or nom-de-plumes.
Lastly, this is not a “stalking blog”. We don’t publish personal details beyond what is in the public domain. We don’t actively promote this site or whore it around the Internet. We don’t follow you, or others, around the Internet. We don’t invite you to come here – you do that voluntarily, every hour or so it seems.
What we do do is reveal what you, Iain, ‘Husky Jim’/'damage’ and your coterie like getting up to. Since you and your mates don’t allow open comment and criticism of your activities there, SW allows it here. It’s a most useful service. Sure, you cop it here – but stalking? Hardly, matey. Travis has even deleted comments about you that were too personal and/or defamatory.
You should really get your hands off your deck (NZ accent for that last word).
February 25, 2011 at 6:15 pm |
Ray looks quite fetching in his speedos.
February 25, 2011 at 6:22 pm |
It’s okay, Zane. Iain has published your details for all to see. He can’t help himself with Ray’s arm fair-square up his arse.
February 25, 2011 at 8:23 pm |
It’s nice seeing Ray’s arse handed to him on a platter in that thread so succinctly by PKD and JM, however.
Thanks, although I must admit I really can only do it in bursts nowadays – there’s only so much stupidity I can handle at a time…
February 25, 2011 at 8:39 pm |
Yeah…like really really big big deal. Noddy cut and pastes stuff from m’web site like its some big discovery. He’s just such an internet warrior
…what a complete and utter bunch of morons they are.
February 25, 2011 at 10:34 pm |
“I’ll just add this one before I do some real work today” by Ray Dixon of Bright. this made me laugh. Sweeping the leaves off the footpaths?
February 25, 2011 at 10:36 pm |
It is also hilarious that he attacked Zane for his grammar and spelling when he himself writes this — “You’ve just proven that you’re beneath comtempt. (sic)”
February 26, 2011 at 12:30 pm |
Noddy in his last post in support of Tim Cannon’s piece in the ‘Punch’ on abortion, writes a load of utter diatribe about abortion, mixed in with some drivel about slavery to buttress his diatribe, and then this.
“Of course as Tim is writing for the Australian Family Association so I wonder how long it will be before we see our learned friend writes a reply under his AFL flag of convenience?”
As Eric posted.
“Sear Fear”. A recognised condition. In this particular case, untreatable.
These wallies are going to go tooo far with J.S. at some point. This from Brain damage.
“As Iain has said, only a fundamentalist Abbott hater (like you Ray)or a liar by omission (like Sear) would insist that this comment was anything other than emotionally accurate.”
These wankers really must live in some parallel universe if they think they can get the better of J.S. He is more than qualified to enjoy the fruits of their labour, should he decide to shut them up..
February 27, 2011 at 8:57 pm |
Classic Hall. Pays “reasonable rates” for a hosting service that will get him less traffic than WordPress. This is the worst blogging move since J F Beck moved to Asian Correspondent.
February 28, 2011 at 12:22 pm |
It’s not hard to fathom. Iain is ego-driven and just wants to be wanted. You’d only have to tell him his blog “looks great” and he’d be asking where to sign.
Ozblogistan’s front page is subtitled “Hosting quality Australian blogs”. I think this should be amended to “Hosting quality Australian blogs… and the one with the spelling mistakes and the motelier who pretends to be a pig.”
March 1, 2011 at 1:01 pm |
Lastly, this is not a “stalking blog”. We don’t publish personal details beyond what is in the public domain. We don’t actively promote this site or whore it around the Internet. We don’t follow you, or others, around the Internet. We don’t invite you to come here – you do that voluntarily, every hour or so it seems.
Also we don’t phone anyone up, or send out bottles of scotch, or claim blog URLs in other people’s names, or make fake Twitter accounts to follow closed Twitter feeds, or phone up people’s employers, etc etc because those are the habits of a known stalker. Not that you’d be aware of the difference Dickson, you numb nutted old scrotie.
Speaking of blogs, I was browsing through Iains 9,000 blogs the other day and came across this one. It has “IAIN HALL IS FUCKING NUTS” stamped all over it.:
http://ilovebourbon.wordpress.com/
March 8, 2011 at 4:57 pm |
Its because of shit like this that I love Iain Hall and his self delusion….
My daughter is a bloody genius mate and she will be able to do anything she pleases she could read and write before she started grade 1
Unlike Iain, who hopes to be able to read and write before he turns 60.
when it comes to computer skills she has had her own PC for the last three years and she knows how to use it to
Yeah well, if she takes after dad, then before too long she’ll be offering bottles of Pepsi for personal information about her class mates.
If she wants to get a degree she will get into any course she desires because she is more than smart enough
Hopefully she steers clear of theatre studies and chooses something that will lead to gainful employment!
March 8, 2011 at 6:13 pm |
Just so long as she doesn’t end up “batting for the other team”…
March 9, 2011 at 11:14 am |
Anyone noticed how Noddys’ move to Ozblog has produced a pathetic attempt to “be serious”. His posts have got longer and the retorts all have this kinda “we are really being serious commentators now” feel about them. It really is embarrassing, and so bloody obvious. Fail and fail again.
March 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm |
“Anyone noticed how Noddys’ move to Ozblog has produced a pathetic attempt to “be serious”. ”
Yep and it’s pathetic. Even Gag Dairy has mellowed into being a middle of the road caring sharing persona. Although brain damage is still using the odd expletive, no doubt he will soon be put on moderation or banned.
Halls blog should be included in any universities curriculum in the study of psychology. Hall would have Sigmund Freud himself confused.
March 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm |
Maybe, but it hasn’t tempered his fascination with and fantasies about Jeremy Sear.
The true test of ‘Iain Hall, serious commentator’ will be whether we see more from Sockpuppet. I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that Reg’s pathetic porcine invention will fade away into the sunset and never be heard from again. Reg will have to be content with talking about the private schools he sent his kids to (not that he’s being a snob or an elitist).
March 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm |
Regpuppet has piglets? Dear God.
March 15, 2011 at 3:07 pm |
How many times have we read Raypuppet say words along the lines of… I only comment in my own name…aliases must not be used to defame real people blah blah blah when Ray pops over to J F Beck’s and leaves this comment:
“Why are you so surprised that Jeremy Sear would not use his real name on talkback radio? He has a right to anonymity and to protect his job as a top notch barrister. Why, if he had to say who he is it might harm him. That’s why I post as Bridgit Gread, btw. I wouldn’t want Fairfax to Fairf*ck me over the things I say and do on the Internet behind their backs.
8:58 AM”
March 15, 2011 at 3:08 pm |
The comment was from a “J Chandler”.
March 16, 2011 at 12:13 pm |
Poor old Regpig. Hasn’t got the intestinal fortitude to name blogger X as person Y, so he runs around sniping on other blogs, using person Y’s name. The actions of a coward.
C’mon Reg, name that person… say it loud! She’s probably watching, but what have you got to lose? Even if she does sue, you can always use the Iain Hall defence (“It’s only satire”).
March 18, 2011 at 2:32 pm |
Reg Dickhead has been blowing off about Gread on this thread too:
http://rwdb.blogspot.com/2010/12/hypocrite-lawyer.html
March 19, 2011 at 4:25 pm |
Not even Beck gives a shit about Ray Crankpuppet’s crazy crusade. Like his cohort, Dixon’s name is mud.
March 19, 2011 at 8:12 pm |
I see that the usual suspects have launched yet another blog to stalk Jeremy Sear:
http://blairboltwatchproject.wordpress.com/
March 21, 2011 at 9:38 am |
These guys are very twisted individuals, with a great deal of time on their hands; here at gonzo central we say, these are the kind of deranged lowlifes who will attack, maim and kill given half the chance, anything that looks remotely liberal will be mown down in a hail of homemade internet weaponry, laced with psychotic right wing bile. The sorts who planted evidence of communist membership in people’s rubbish bins in the dead of night and then called Nixon, they need serious help, but are beyond it probably. Long incarceration is the only hope here, to protect the community from their dangerous delusions. And remember, whatever happens in the next few days we must use Federal warrants to dig through their personal belongings and see how far the network actually spreads. We’ll probably need the National Guard for the raids, it may well be worse than we think.
March 21, 2011 at 2:10 pm |
I see the naraccistic half with has now donned his Generals hat to give the world his expert authoritive opinion on the conflict in Libya. The General has concluded has concluded as per usual the minions of the left do not understand
March 22, 2011 at 8:44 am |
Fug a dug, the Bludging Blogger just gets sillier with every passing week. Today he reckons that Jeremy Sear’s blog didn’t actualy get hacked, it was all a set up by Jezza so that people would feel sorry for him…
there was no hacking at all and this is all just a piece of subterfuge intended to garner some sympathy
So when your hotmail was hacked Beardy, was it REALLY hacked? Or did you just make all that crap up to “garner some sympathy”?
He has form for not revealing who he is when commenting on the net.
So do niceperson, petersam040, MarsRover, TheLordGod…..
Astute readers may well notice that there is no direct and outright denial that the site in question is a Sear creation.
Astute readers may well notice that there has been no direct and outright denial that Reg Dickhead is “Sockpuppet”…..
maybe the edits to our learned friend’s blog were made by one of his cats who had watched him log in to WordPress and remembered his password
You know this is exactly the sort of claim that got a certain blogger into some legal difficulty, theres nothing the blogosphere would love to see than Iain Hall being serviced by Jeremy (as opposed to servicing himself while looking at a picture of Jeremy, which is what he usually does.)
March 22, 2011 at 10:54 am |
And Ray has resumed blogging at arsehole’s opinion. Since (according to Ray) he isn’t SockPuppet, I wonder is said SockPuppet will appear at AO?
So many questions and so many answers.
Also according to Iain, Jeremy won’t admit to setting up the parody blog, will Iain admit to setting up and authoring the fake Bourbon Boy site?
Sheesh. Wankers. Stat.
March 23, 2011 at 7:11 pm |
Will Iain admit to setting up and authoring the fake Bourbon Boy site?
Not to mention explaining why it is still active, given that “Bourbon Boy” disappeared many months, if not years ago, and his blog has been locked ever since.
March 23, 2011 at 10:00 pm |
It’s because the fake BB blog is done “with a bit more style”. Kinda like Ray Dickpuppet’s posts on topics such as the Fukushima nuclear reactor and homosexuals in toilets. All class, Sylvia.
March 24, 2011 at 1:46 am |
Remember Sylvia, Iain has a policy “if one person is attacking me then they all are”. So it’s ‘anything goes’ at Cheeze Hall.
Iain has always been very good at whinging about “bullying”, while writing himself blank cheques to behave like an utter cunt. His dickhead pig-pretending mate from the sticks has also embraced this philosophy.
March 24, 2011 at 7:48 am |
Today’s effort is utterly hilarious, even by Hall’s standards:
Of more concern to me is the lack of an apostrophe to designate the possessive case in the word “Browns”. It is usually the left who make such basic orthographic errors and I am deeply disturbed that one of my fellow conservative/sceptics has been remiss enough to have missed the most important punctuation marks from their placard
Iain Hall criticising ‘the Left’ for bad spelling and grammar – yes, you heard it here first. I think I might have ruptured my spleen with laughter.
March 25, 2011 at 12:01 am |
Iain has had his arse handed to him at Deltoid. It’s like a bunch of guitarists, against a midget albino missing two hands.
March 25, 2011 at 11:00 am |
Yes, Iain’s cameo on Deltoid was most entertaining.
He pretends to be a “serious blogger” now, but actually he can’t restrain himself from trolling his betters. The fact that he gets absolutely dominated on a regular basis doesn’t seem to deter him.
March 25, 2011 at 8:47 pm |
Two things the internet has taught Iain this week…
1. Don’t criticize the spelling and grammar of “the Left” when you rape and dismember the English language on a daily basis
2. When you go to a science blog and talk science with scientists, then you probably should know some science. Other wise you end up looking like a gormless cunt.
Not that he will learn from either.